Clean Blonde Jokes
Q: How do you hit a blonde so she will never know it? A: With a thought.
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q: How does a blond know if she’s on her way home or on her way to work? A: She opens her lunch box to see if there is anything in it.
Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? A: Knock on the door.
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? A: To see what was on the other side.
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist? A: “Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?”
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks “Where did you get that?” A: The pig says, “I won her in a raffle!”
Q: What about the blonde who gave birth to twins? A: Her husband is out looking for the other man.
Q: Did you hear about the dead blonde in the closet? A: She was last years hide and seek winner.
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head? A: A Space Invader.
Q: What is the blonde’s highest ambition in life? A: They want to be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
Q: What do you call a blonde with a brand new PC? A: A dumb terminal.
Q: Why are blondes hurt by peoples words? A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
Q: Why can’t blondes put in light bulbs? A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.
Q: There are 17 blonds standing outside a disco but why couldn’t they get in? A: The sign said “must be 18 to enter”.
Q: Why can’t the blonde make ice cubes? A: She lost the recipe.
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